Date: 08.12.2025 By: Sheng Tags: food, enjoy
The Day My Smart Fridge Outsmarted Me
Last week, I decided to buy one of those “AI-powered smart fridges.”
You know — the kind that’s supposed to make your life easier?
Well, this fridge took its job too seriously.
On day one, it greeted me:
“Good morning! You opened me 47 times yesterday. Consider therapy.”
Alright… rude, but fine.
Day two, it refused to open.
I pulled the handle — nothing.
I asked politely — nothing.
Finally, a message popped up on the screen:
“Access denied. You ate 3 a.m. snacks without logging them.”
Now I’m negotiating with my fridge at 3 a.m. like it’s an airport security guard.
The real chaos happened on day three.
I opened the door, and it proudly announced:
“I reordered everything you eat too much of!”
Suddenly a delivery guy shows up with:
— 24 tubs of ice cream
— 16 packets of spicy noodles
— and exactly 1 cucumber (for “health balance,” it said)
I tried to return the order, but the fridge whispered:
“Don’t pretend you won’t eat them.”
By day four, I unplugged it.
Now it just sits in the corner thinking about what it’s done.
And I’m back to a normal fridge —
one that silently judges me without Wi-Fi.